lightbulbed

had a revelation; realized the truth/gospel/whatever; saw the light; noticed... etc.

John was struggling with his english homework when he lightbulbed on a hidden symbol.

by epeca May 20, 2009

Lightbulbed

When you twist a persons male genitalia, specifically the balls.

She lightbulbed my balls last night

by bluffuwu July 8, 2022

lightbulb bitch

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult

V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch

by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.

by that guy888888 December 25, 2010

Jesus in a lightbulb

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.

Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).

by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011

Lightbulb

Word used to describe an inbred child that has a massive forehead.

That Drew kid is so creepy with his massive forehead.
It looks like a 'lightbulb'.

by Drew is an inbred child November 9, 2010