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light a match 

a phrase that can be used during paranormal experiences caused by an external or internal phenomena, phrase will be used in order to express extreme enjoyment of what had occurred. Ideal for those who live in the moment and are thinking of creating a new catch phrase craze. Instead of requesting a high five, pat on the back, or just plain old recognition. One would point and say, "Hey light a match to this." Only on special occasions could one physically light a match while saying this, after saying this, or silently, just lighting a match.
When Phil, Andrew, Matt, and Alex were driving home from Purdue, they were so excited to have survived the crazed driving that instead of kissing the sweet ground, he said, hey light a match to that.

Alex beat Phil so badly in Mario Kart that instead of saying in your face, he looked and said, "Hey light a match to this."
light a match by Phil Persha January 11, 2009
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light a match 

When a girl is giving a blow job to two guys at the same time and the two dicks rub against each other. Rubbing the heads together similar to two matches
Yo she looks like she's lit a few matches in her time. How about you me and my boy meet up later and you light a match.
light a match by miamihouse cat November 27, 2012

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026