lifed

1 a state of being hopelessly lost in the world; its situations; and its consequences
2 possessing an extreme feeling of regret; remorse; sorrow; or emptiness; esp. one formed by the actions of another

I am so lifed right now.
Vanessa felt lifed last week.

by Justin Bergeron, Lucas DeFiores April 14, 2008

lifed

When someone in your job (military, especially) yells at you about something only someone who is there forever would care about.

"That douchebag sergeant just lifed me for my hair being too long when I got a fucking haircut yesterday"

lifer douchebag

by Straight outta RadBn February 20, 2010

Life is life

The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life

by Jezij August 31, 2018

life

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

life

The meaningless void between birth and death.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

by Mr. Cynic May 29, 2005

Life

A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

"Life is a bitch, and then..."

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

life

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

by wittyname January 19, 2010