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Life Tourist

🧳 A rare breed of human who doesn’t just live life — they sightsee the entire damn thing living life like as if it was a holiday sight seeing experience!

From meditating mornings, cross legged chanting mantras on the grass listening to birdsinging. To..

Late-night warehouse parties fueled by Bass!, bad decisions, and substances with more syllables than your last GCSE questuon!
Nah dave im not like Frank:

“Didn’t he used to run mushroom retreat in Wales selling, I Love Ayahuasca tee shirts while running for mayor in Ashcroft?"

Lee: “Yeah, and now he’s managing a garage band and dating a Reiki healer who also sells fake IDs.”

Frank: “...he’s such a f*cking Life Tourist.”, i. Just a once off
by Wildlife Brambler January 25, 2026
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