Life Tourist
🧳 A rare breed of human who doesn’t just live life — they sightsee the entire damn thing living life like as if it was a holiday sight seeing experience!
From meditating mornings, cross legged chanting mantras on the grass listening to birdsinging. To..
Late-night warehouse parties fueled by Bass!, bad decisions, and substances with more syllables than your last GCSE questuon!
From meditating mornings, cross legged chanting mantras on the grass listening to birdsinging. To..
Late-night warehouse parties fueled by Bass!, bad decisions, and substances with more syllables than your last GCSE questuon!
Nah dave im not like Frank:
“Didn’t he used to run mushroom retreat in Wales selling, I Love Ayahuasca tee shirts while running for mayor in Ashcroft?"
Lee: “Yeah, and now he’s managing a garage band and dating a Reiki healer who also sells fake IDs.”
Frank: “...he’s such a f*cking Life Tourist.”, i. Just a once off
“Didn’t he used to run mushroom retreat in Wales selling, I Love Ayahuasca tee shirts while running for mayor in Ashcroft?"
Lee: “Yeah, and now he’s managing a garage band and dating a Reiki healer who also sells fake IDs.”
Frank: “...he’s such a f*cking Life Tourist.”, i. Just a once off
Life Tourist by Wildlife Brambler January 25, 2026
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