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Licking Smurf
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The act
of performing
cunnilingus
or
fellatio
on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of
hot cocoa
so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for
the taste
... but I never DID like
chocolate
."
by
Realists
June 02, 2022
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