Lice Paranoia Share definition Flag The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice. My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day! Lice Paranoia by Shay Porter December 5, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Lice Paranoia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch