When you are using a GPS and are usually en route to a destination, and someone calls you to ask how far you are. Your reply is greatly exaggerated to make it seem like your 5 minutes away when in reality you're GPS says your are 30+ minutes away
Chris - "Yo bro i been calling you off the hook when are you going to be here my party starts in 10 minutes"
Dylan - "nigga im right around the corner ill be there in 5"
Chris - "naaa nigga your def a GPS Liar"
*GPS actual time = 35 minutes
Dylan - "nigga im right around the corner ill be there in 5"
Chris - "naaa nigga your def a GPS Liar"
*GPS actual time = 35 minutes
by DylanMat12211 December 30, 2013
Me: “Charlie do you wanna come to my party?”
Charlie: “Na, gotta look after my parents dogs!”
Me:”You’re such a dog liar!!!”
Charlie: “Na, gotta look after my parents dogs!”
Me:”You’re such a dog liar!!!”
by Charlie the dog liar October 18, 2018
"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
by Someone who kinda exists August 12, 2021
Liar.
Usually goes by the name of Ethan.
Don’t believe him, he doesn’t have 6 toes and the ability to fly.
Usually goes by the name of Ethan.
Don’t believe him, he doesn’t have 6 toes and the ability to fly.
Ethan’s mind: “if I say I am the messiah will they believe me? Yes, whatever gets us more attention. I crave attention. I am a pathological liar. My name isn’t even Ethan, that’s another lie”
Ethan: “did you know I am the messiah ?”
Ethan: “did you know I am the messiah ?”
by Rara da noisy lion April 6, 2019
by Trudat8 December 11, 2021