Lethal Weapon 2 

When your legs fall asleep while taking a dump. Just like Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 2.

Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.

That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.

Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.

Lethal Weapon 2 by Bearfighter September 9, 2011

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons 

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023