Lesson plan

Cheating. Oral sex.

Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.

Lesson plan by Abcd0921 January 13, 2021

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Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen

Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”

Lesson plan by Cucumbro January 16, 2021

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lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.

Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?

lesson plans by ASPG February 28, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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