(Lay-
Mew-Lay)
-Noun, singlular (plur: lesmullets)
1. Although similar in appearance to the femmullet the lesmullet is found on lesbians. Its anatomy consists of two commonly known parts; the business (the clean
cut uppermost part of the lesmullet that rests on the
top of the head) and the party (The
long, flowing, possibly curly, locks that hang down in only the back. This "party" Can range from neck length-butt length.)
Note: To the inexperienced eye, women sporting this hairstyle
may be confused for creepy
men, however one can differentiate between the two by noticing several aspects of the physical body:
breasts
molester mustache (or lack there of)
color of fanny pack (not the most reliable)
"My my
barbara-jean, your femmullet is looking quite white trash
today."
"Why thank you
Chuck, but i must correct you. I do not have a femmullet, i am sporting a lesmullet."