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lesbutante

"A fairly straight women that makes out with other women but keeps it strictly above the waist,"
"I walked in on my mom making out with Claire."

"Your mom's gay?"

"No, she's a lesbutante. She keeps it strictly above the waist."

~Awkward
lesbutante by OneCoolSpoon October 1, 2012
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(Lay-Mew-Lay)
-Noun, singlular (plur: lesmullets)

1. Although similar in appearance to the femmullet the lesmullet is found on lesbians. Its anatomy consists of two commonly known parts; the business (the clean cut uppermost part of the lesmullet that rests on the top of the head) and the party (The long, flowing, possibly curly, locks that hang down in only the back. This "party" Can range from neck length-butt length.)
Note: To the inexperienced eye, women sporting this hairstyle may be confused for creepy men, however one can differentiate between the two by noticing several aspects of the physical body:
breasts
molester mustache (or lack there of)
color of fanny pack (not the most reliable)
"My my barbara-jean, your femmullet is looking quite white trash today."

"Why thank you Chuck, but i must correct you. I do not have a femmullet, i am sporting a lesmullet."
lesmullet by pookiedoodle123 August 22, 2007

lesbutante

uber lesbian from a good family who is highly sought after. She is the fantasy of many gay and straight women, who long to be her princess.
She was a legendary lesbutante, stories of whom circulated far and wide.
lesbutante by mignon February 28, 2015

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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