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Laugh So Hard I Shit My Pants
That was so funny ilshismp.
lshismp by Jon February 8, 2004
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Danz: OMFG! You just raped my ears! You forcefully shoved info into them which I did not want!
Royal: lshism
lshism by Royal Celebi August 4, 2007

LSHISMGDOMFC 

Laughing so hard I spilled my grape drink on my fried chicken.

Used to imply the stereotype among black people loving grape drinks and fried chicken.
Black Guy 1: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Black Guy 2: Why?
Black Guy 1: Because 6 is afraid of 7!
Black Guy 2:LSHISMGDOMFC!
The minimalist art of owning as few things as possible - discarding all useless objects, while keeping essentials (like clothes, computers, etc).

Lessism usually only counts on personal things that belong only to the owner. It means that it usually doesn’t include household furniture, dishes, cleaning supplies, or other shared items.

Often times lessism is considered as a badge of honor in minimalist circles, as in lessism is a competition scored like golf, where the fewest pieces wins.
Minimalist #1: "Dude, I found out about this thing called lessism, and I got so interested that I got rid of all the junk in my apartment and kept only 100 things."

Minimalist #2: (who already partakes in lessism): "Only 100 things? I have 42!"

Minimalist #1: Whoa... that is so minimal. I think I need to head back to my apartment to get rid of more stuff."
Lessism by Serge_Graystone April 10, 2010
Laugh So Hard I Shit My Britches
Wow, you do a lot of blow!

LSHISMB!
LSHISMB by Marty McFriend June 4, 2005
I laughed so hard I shat my pants.
Kevin: Hey John, the dog just stole my wooden leg.
John: LSHISMP
LSHISMP by LachyGordon May 19, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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