Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.
Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
by igotcalled September 02, 2020

An alternate way to spell the word "person", due to a colloquial pronunciation in and around the city of St. John's, in the Canadian province of Newfoundland.
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you're my lerson
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