lerk

Small flying creatures that are capable of emitting lethal spore clouds. Lerks can usually be found residing in ventilation ducts, especially ones located near human quarry. While annoying on their own lerks can be quite dangerous when teamed up with their more powerful brethren, such as the fade or the onos.

"Gimme some nades comm, that damn lerk is back."

by Bigwig January 5, 2004

Lerk

Annoying little bitches found in the half-life mod "Natural Selection".

"Ignore the lerk, get through the fucking phase gate!!!"

by Nil_IQ January 7, 2004

lerk

someone who hangs around and doesn't pay and doesn't even offer to pay for anything
can describe more than one person(s)

man that fools a lerk, ive been paying for his ass for months
or
their a bunch of lerks it seams like that fool lives here and he pays no rent

by joe kukel December 28, 2005

lerk

To go about business in an orderly boo fashion so that one remains out of contact by all means for a substantial length of time. Consequentially a "Great White" lerk is one where the individual is out of reach for the better part of the day or multiple days.

I have been on the great white lerk for the past 24 hours!!

by The O rig O nal April 6, 2003

Lerk

Lerk is a beautiful girl who is the sister of Zachary “Perk” Arkin, who kissed Skewball at one of Logans parties.

Skewball got with Lerk at Logs
Lerk? Where is Lerk tonight?

by Skewball20200 March 31, 2023

Lerk

Absolute smoke show. Gets her nudes leaked and her brother doesn't like it.

Jude: Yo boys look I got lerk nudes
Perk: Bro fuck you ur so weird
Jude: stfu jew

by Leashed May 10, 2023

Fuck Lerk

A Fuck Ferk is considered someone from the streets in the San Diego region who has nowhere to go and just scabs off people, no job, no life, no friends (free loader) etc.

1. Hey light up that joint bro, oh wait here comes that Fuck Lerk never mind.

2. Man I was at this party the other night and we got all faded and John got drunk did all my drugs and then had nowhere to drop him off at! what a Fuck Lerk move he pulled.

3. Look at that blind Fuck Lerk Panhandling on the freeway, he ain't getting my dollar

by chicle364ent April 18, 2013