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Ned Leeds
The CEO of Sex
Somebody: “Who owns sex?”
An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
Ned Leeds by DiamondSpider101 January 8, 2022
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Leeds Vodka
An inexpensive, bowel shaking vodka that one could purchase from shoddy bodegas in several "outer boroughs" of NYC from roughly 2002 to 2007. It had little to no flavor and would cause the following: mental numbness, giddiness, family disunion, long term unemployment, STDs (various), debauchery, uncontrollable gagging, sore throat, evil-smelling flatulence, night sweats, day drinking, hives, allergic shock, stillbirth, larceny and bell's palsy.
Oh no! I forgot that the party tonight was BYOB. I don't want to spend too much, I don't want to carry a 12 pack of beer, and I want to get drunk real fast. I know, I'll pick up a large plastic 5 liter bottle of Leeds Vodka!
Leeds Vodka by Kmann October 30, 2014
Leeds Breakfast
A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.
Leeds Breakfast by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008
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