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Leicestershire

The county that believes it is the best in all of England, and insists on this on all its road signs. Full of colourful and cultural hotspots like the run-down bus station in Coalville, the Woodlands Nursery in Stapleton, the Britannia Shopping Centre in Hinckley, the toilets in Cafe Nero at the Highcross in Leicester, and so on.

The people who live there, known locally as "chisits", speak in a strange dialect that include expressions such as "me duck", "me sen" and "ayumashed".

Many there like to insist that Leicestershire is its own independent socialist republic, but since everybody there is as thick as a brick nobody will listen to them. If you want more action, go to nearby Warwickshire.
"Leicestershire is the best county in England, me duck!"
"Sure thing mate, sure thing..."
Leicestershire by WillieSpency December 28, 2020
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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