Lego car
A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.
Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.
Words you can keep
railfan
mug
chonk
mug
based
mug
larp
mug
unc
mug
baddie
mug
bop
mug
himbo
mug
weeb
mug
normie
mug
stoner
mug
drip
mug
jorts
mug
iykyk
mug
pookie
mug
goober
mug
tomboy
mug
feen
mug
goated
mug
based
tee
baddie
tee
bop
tee
larp
tee
unc
tee
himbo
tee
weeb
tee
normie
tee
stoner
tee
drip
tee
jorts
tee
iykyk
tee
pookie
tee
goober
tee
tomboy
tee
feen
tee
goated
tee
based
hoodie
baddie
hoodie
bop
hoodie
larp
hoodie
unc
hoodie
himbo
hoodie
weeb
hoodie
normie
hoodie
stoner
hoodie
drip
hoodie
jorts
hoodie
iykyk
hoodie
pookie
hoodie
goober
hoodie
tomboy
hoodie
feen
hoodie
goated
hoodie
based
beanie
unc
beanie
himbo
beanie
weeb
beanie
normie
beanie
stoner
beanie
drip
beanie
jorts
beanie
iykyk
beanie
pookie
beanie
goober
beanie
tomboy
beanie
feen
beanie
goated
beanie