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legal eagle 

(n.) winged creature that is alowwed to give evidence in a court of law.

(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.
OMG the legal eagle is attacking the judge!

The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.
legal eagle by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Legal Eagle 

Somebody who makes 100% sure that the person they are attracted to is over the age 18 before progressing further.
'Kevin's being a real Legal Eagle tonight'
Legal Eagle by KaiserCrack September 6, 2013

Legal Eagle 

The most amazing type of eagle. One that has a knowledge (although sometimes very basic) of the legal system. They party very hard
Wow I wish I was a Legal Eagle

Look at that crew... They're really cool... They must be Legal Eagles...
Legal Eagle by Howie92 March 2, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026