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left 4 dead 2 

valves sequel to last years game, left 4 dead. it features new weapons, campaign, characters, and melee combat, such as frying pans (lol) chainsaws, axes, etc. it is supposed to be a much bigger and better game than the first. if this holds true, ill have an orgasm every time i touch the disk
hey did you piss your pants?
no i had an extreme orgasm and jizzed in my pants. its left 4 dead 2s fault
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left 4 dead 2 

Why is Left 4 Dead 2 is one of the greatest games ever made!
Have you ever asked yourself, “if the zombie apocalypse were to happen right now, what would I use to defend myself?” That’s like Left 4 Dead 2.

Left 4 Dead 2 

Left 4 Dead 1.5, "Here's how it should of been". A game assumed to kill of Left 4 Dead, seeing how in the eyes of Valve, Left 4 Dead is an old man because it dropped to 30 dollars in retail stores. Left 4 Dead 2 is a "DLC that was too big" says Valve, so instead they decided to release it as a full game and slap a 50 dollar tag on it and pretend Left 4 Dead was never released. It would be great to have a silenced uzi in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't it?
L4D2 player: "Am I play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2?" *looks at Left 4 Dead 2 CD case* "WHAAT?!"

Valve: So, I heard you want some DLCs from us? Since when did we promise DLCs for Left 4 Dead? *Person shows previous interviews*.

Valve: LEFT4DEAD2 DESERVES TO BE A SEQUEL, I PROMISE! OR....I'LL TRADE YOU DLC FOR 50 DOLLARS!
Left 4 Dead 2 by A 1337 Ninja June 10, 2009

Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott 

douchebags that object l4d2 because they don't like killing black zombies, even though they are non-existant
chad: dude, left 4 dead 2 is racist
Rob: no man, ur a fag
chad: im a member of the Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott
Rob: u mean that group of pissy cry babies that are all virgins?
Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott by CHAD&ROB December 2, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026