an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big
fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated
coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I
will I replace my trusted personal cavity
friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no
meat in any of my orifices