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Lazarbeamed 

When you hit a figet spinner with a mallet and it shoots out and hits your ankle.
Lannon:"oh bloody hell, I've been lazarbeamed! AAAAAHHHH(Wounded Austrailian noises)! Damn it, that triggered me eye ligma!
Lazarbeamed by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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Lazarbeam 

Bloody legend
Lazarbeam is a bloody legend
Lazarbeam by Djdnidmfdm October 7, 2018
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Lazarbeam 

A BLOODY FUCKING LEGEND WITH ANOTHER FUCKING LEGENDARY DOG CALLED WILLEH. TRUE BLUE AUSTRALIA. HE WILL FUCK YOU HATER CUNTS UP.
Here comes the legend himself, the one, the only, LAZARBEAM!
Lazarbeam by ARANDOMKIDNAMEDFINN October 3, 2018

lazarbeam 

The best youtuber in the world. He is a sellout. He is austalian
Lazarbeam is my favorite youtuber
lazarbeam by Boss The Noob December 1, 2017

Lazarbeam 

The definition of lazarbeam is a man thats a fucking bloody legend that also passes out on the toilet 💜
Lazarbeams a fucking legend
Lazarbeam by Phoebe Carter January 15, 2019

Lazarbeam 

Lazarbeam is a sellout
Lazarbeam by Jukebox67 May 7, 2018

Lazarbeam 

A sexybeast, bloody legend of a youtuber and he has anal stretching cream named Alan in case he wants to fist one up his anus. He posts Australian videos such as kangaroos fighting, koalas fighting and some messed up shit. (it is believed that he is a rapist) On his reading comments with lazarbeam videos, you can tell he has some f****d up fans. He has a sister named Tanner who does shoeys which is drinking beer out of a shoe and lazarbeam set her up since he is a f****d person.
Here's to Lazarbeam he's true blue, He's a piss-pot through and through, He's a bastard, so they say, Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, Drink it down, down, down, down. Hooray to Lazarbeam, hooray at last, hooray to Lazarbeam, He's a horses ass.
Lazarbeam by Kingbuttercup9 June 1, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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