3 definitions by Okbrandon

When you hit a figet spinner with a mallet and it shoots out and hits your ankle.
Lannon:"oh bloody hell, I've been lazarbeamed! AAAAAHHHH(Wounded Austrailian noises)! Damn it, that triggered me eye ligma!
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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When you give large amounts of money to complete strangers to the point where they wonder what the FUCK you're doing.
Seth: *Gives money
Bonny: What the fuck are you doing I dont even know you. U good man?
Seth: Just Mr. Beasting.
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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