lay-to-day ratio

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

by i-am-zero October 5, 2011

lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.

Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.

by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006

Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.

I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.

by Mando February 17, 2016