Lax Douche 

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: “Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”

Lax Douche by PDSuckswanker March 12, 2024

Lax Douche 

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.

Lax Douche by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024

ladouche 

Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.

Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!

ladouche by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008

Shia LaDouche 

Videotape your parents fucking while smoking an assload of weed. Once they're asleep, jack off to the tape then sneak into their room and cum on your mother's back. Superman 'dat ho!

There wasn't anything going on Friday night, so I stayed in and pulled a Shia LaDouche.

Shia LaDouche by Krazy Kurtis June 12, 2009