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Lawnmower Pull-Start 

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”
Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

Starting The Lawnmower 

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

starting a lawnmower 

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.
My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

Starting the Lawnmower 

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.
Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026