Also known as turfing someone's lawn, it is the act of driving one's automobile (a motorcycle, ATV, or souped-up golf cart will do in a pinch) onto the lawn of an enemy or merely someone who has given offense, gunning the vehicle, and leaving deep furrows in the grass. Extra points for destruction of topiary, flower beds, or particularly well manicured golf course-quality greenery. Bumper blasting of neatly stacked bags of leaves or other lawn detritus while exiting the premises is recommended if applicable. Crushing children's toys, garden gnomes, bird baths, etc. is optional and can provide additional pleasure.
Keep complaining about my loud music and you'll earn a lawn turf in the near future.
Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.
Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.
by Horn O'Plenty March 7, 2018