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Lavelton 

Lavelton is deluded. He often laughs at others misfortune or his own. But not out of excitement, but as a coping method for people with this name can’t seem to find a way to cope with their problems. Regardless of this fact, they smile through physical and mental pain even like
nothing is happening. They have big egos and usually without help from a third party can never admit when they’ve done wrong or hurt someone. But when they do, they have a better understanding and mature into someone who can share another’s pain. They are smart, usually noticing things before anyone else. Can predict things before they happen, they are relentless in every aspect of life. They can handle a lot on their own without much help. They are attractive, emotional, passionate creatures who knows the ways to make a girl feels loved or pleasure. He cares more about other than himself and ends up forgetting his self care because he’s fixated on the ones he cares about. He is borderline dangerous, he moves with an intensity unlike any seen before. Not because of how much he cares about others, but because of his will ask how unbreakable it is. He stops for no one unless he cares deeply for them. He doesn’t lie, he is blunt in every conversation. He is all around perceived as a bad person and he is at times, but get to know him and you won’t regret it.
“You heard what they said about Lavelton?”
Lavelton by dmv.jr November 21, 2021
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laverton 

a small suburb west of melbourne where heaps of crazy people live. just go to their train station if you want to check it out! 98% of all houses in laverton are commission housing provided at an extremely low cost by the government. which explains all the coons, drugos and crazy ass people.

if you get off at laverton train station. go up the ramp. and DO NOT TURN RIGHT! DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THE COP SHOP ADJACENT TO THE TRAIN STATION! YOU JUST MIGHT BE KILLED!

TURN LEFT AND YOU SHALL BE REASONABLY SAFE
Girl: Hey, can you come with me to laverton tomorrow?

Boy: Heck yes, i ain't letting you go there on your own!
laverton by andoi_25 October 20, 2008
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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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