(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
by Gettin' It.... January 29, 2016
by Acid God February 27, 2003
by Nickyelf-migero February 24, 2011
A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
by Crackrkid May 01, 2019
They make toast.
by charliesheeened June 24, 2011
When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
by the candy man really can't April 05, 2011
by Natedizzle February 27, 2003