(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016
Get the Lava Lampmug. by Acid God February 26, 2003
Get the Lava Lampmug. by Nickyelf-migero March 11, 2011
Get the Lava Lampmug. A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
by Crackrkid May 01, 2019
Get the Lava Lampmug. They make toast.
by charliesheeened June 29, 2011
Get the Lava Lampmug. When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011
Get the Lava Lampmug. by Natedizzle February 26, 2003
Get the Lava Lampmug.