Laurel and Yanny 

A dumb-ass trend that is literally destroying friendships FUCK YOU INTERNET

Guy 1:"It's Yanny you cum bucket".
Guy 2: "Naw G it's Laurel".
Guy 1"you know what FUCK YOU MAN EAT A BABY'S COCK"
Guy 2 "EAT SHIT NIGGUH"
Guy 3:"Can't we agree that it's both Laurel and Yanny"
Guy 1/2:"FUCK OFF"

Laurel and Yanny by Chocolate boy ( sub to _cube) June 6, 2018

Laurel and Yanny 

A post with two audio clips playing over each other saying both "yanny" and "laurel" at the same time. Braindead people often like to argue which word was said.

Raymundo: hEY GuYz yALl heARd b0UT DaT nEw MEEMER whEr DEY SAy "yANNeh?" CAnT bEHLEEV pEOpLE heaR "LOOREL"
Archibald: The Laurel and Yanny video is obviously two audio clips combined , shut the fuck up. Before I spread and massacre that boipussy raymundo. You know you owe me that shit since 5th grade yummy boi

Laurel and Yanny by NicePairOfZimberdales June 7, 2018

Yanny and Laurel 

Yanny and Laurel is a new meme that has occurred in our society. There is a video on Twitter of a video clip saying (which ever you hear) “yanny” or “laurel” if you heard “laurel” you laurel technically correct. But some people have heard “yanny”.

James: *shows clip* have you heard this yet? It’s the newest meme bro
Mark: no, what’s the point of yanny and laurel?
James: oh you will see.

Yanny and Laurel by Goshdarnit June 6, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012