Laundrybear 

A racoon that is married to a goldfish.

"Do you know Laundrybear?"
"He's married to Astrophysisist, right?"

Laundrybear by Captain C Goober December 31, 2023

laundrybat 

A person that will only do laundry at night after the sun has departed.

Tom is always doing laundry at night. I know he is such a laundrybat.

laundrybat by Dice9100 January 5, 2016

laundryball 

A sport that almost all men play, whereby they yeet their dirty underwear into the laundry hamper from wherever they happen to be when they remove them.

"Would you stop playing laundryball, you are bad at it, and I am tired of always picking up your dirty underwear from the floor!"

laundryball by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021