Laundrybear

A racoon that is married to a goldfish.

"Do you know Laundrybear?"
"He's married to Astrophysisist, right?"

Laundrybear by Captain C Goober December 31, 2023

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laundrybat

A person that will only do laundry at night after the sun has departed.

Tom is always doing laundry at night. I know he is such a laundrybat.

laundrybat by Dice9100 January 5, 2016

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Laundrybear • laundryball • laundrybat

laundryball

A sport that almost all men play, whereby they yeet their dirty underwear into the laundry hamper from wherever they happen to be when they remove them.

"Would you stop playing laundryball, you are bad at it, and I am tired of always picking up your dirty underwear from the floor!"

laundryball by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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