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Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
Laser Kid by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011
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lase kid 

A lase kid is in no way relative to a real hardcore.
A lase kid is a type of teen that has claimed a "hardcore scene" by the way they dress eg: late 80's hardcore-bandana, flannlette shirt(mexican gangster), or black attire with 'skinnyleg' pants and dyed hair and blacked nails(post hardcore), no lase kid wears the influencial style of hardcore acts such as 'black flag or minor threat'(which is of course- plain wear...t-shirts and jeans).
Lase kids claim they found this scene for themselves after realising it was 'different'(which is not true as nearly every young kid does it these days)
Lase kids initially listened to top chart hits or had no opinion in music eg: never listened to it.
Many lase kids have been born from the new cult site "myspace" as they can get away with being hardcore to complete strangers who are none the wiser of there true identity.
-That 14 year old kid dressed in all black acting all hardcore is such a lase kid!
lase kid by greget November 16, 2006

loser kid 

1. A blink 182 fan that should be respected to the maximum form of respect.
2. Blink 182's mascot(The rabit)
"Man, here comes a loser kid so take your hat off and vow and be more respectful than you are with your mom."
loser kid by Loser kid the 1st January 7, 2005

loser kid 

a kid who's brother thinks he's a loser. Usually will have a big gut, freckles, be extremely lazy and the one who didn't succeed.

May or may not be on drugs and be put away at age 26 as an adult cause of his problems.

Is not educated, is a shame to his family and is a bitch.
that' guy's a loser kid, no wonder his brother didn't leave him any money.
loser kid by cjsr44 May 2, 2010

Hacking Loser n00b egg kid 

This would also be referred to as an EncryptEgg95451 this creature that could only be found on xbox1 careful when talking to it in a party it tends to break legs and play bongos it also likes Natalie
That egg is a hacking loser n00b egg kid

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Loser Kids 

loser kid is a preogetary term for a wannabe emo/rocker/gayboy/nerd loser who is a fucking cocky bastard and has loser friends and deserves to be shot and curbstomped
"ahh yeah mills, rhys and evo and all them guys are all loser kids, fucking douchebags"
Loser Kids by longslongdong June 20, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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