Laser Dick
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Laser Dick by JimiScores April 6, 2021
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laser dick
When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.
laser dick by MillerMac November 13, 2017
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dick laser by DinoTron January 14, 2014
Loser Dick
Fantastic sex that is given by a person with no ambition, no drive, no goals, and/or no future that you could possibly see yourself in.
Loser Dick by Machiello November 10, 2019
triple layer dick
When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.
Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!
triple layer dick by Kevin Wolfe March 16, 2017
later dick
later dick by Rev1318 April 2, 2017
cya later dick invader
cya later dick invader by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019
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