Laser Dick

Big Jim

Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!

by JimiScores April 6, 2021

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017

dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

by DinoTron January 14, 2014

Loser Dick

Fantastic sex that is given by a person with no ambition, no drive, no goals, and/or no future that you could possibly see yourself in.

M: Dude why is loser dick so great?

B: Because that's all they have to offer.

by Machiello November 10, 2019

triple layer dick

When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.

Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!

by Kevin Wolfe March 16, 2017

later dick

Verb: To announce your intention to bounce from the company of your bros.

Jim just got a text, grins, then yells, "Later dick" and leaves.

by Rev1318 April 2, 2017

cya later dick invader

cya later dick invader is a word you use when you say goodbye

cya later dick invader, ima go home now

by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019