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Larvage

Lar.vage (lar~vij)
Offensive, considered to be, or part of a group of lowly, developmentally questionable beings.,an assortment of worm-like offenders.
After years of waiting for change, we find the American people have been offered larvage in place of sound and just government appointments.
by JMW270WSM May 20, 2009
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human larvae

definition mostly used for human spawn under the age of four.
the patrons in the restaurant were praying that the parents would take their tantrum throwing, human larvae anywhere else !
by sandy clawz December 25, 2011
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Yuppie Larvae

The children of Yuppies.

These children/teens often exhibit ingnorent and self righteous behavior. Because of this, they feel that they are invincible and superior to anyone and everyone because his Dad will sue your Dad. In their struggle for superiority, they fall vicum to any trend. They feel the need to keep up with their peers in terms of fashion and technology yet have little respect for it (or the debt that their parents gather from buying it all for them). They will rarely wear anything but American Egale, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, etc. and never be caught buying from the clearence rack.
Another charactoristic is that their parents will also call them names like "Joshie" or "__ie". "Dakoda", "Austin" or other Amarican geographical titles. Lastly, if their name is spelt in some weird and wonderful way that also is a sign of a Yuppie Larvae. Like Naethen (Nathan) or Deanna (Diana). This was done on the parents part to : 1.express creativity 2.make their child stand out or 3.ignorance.
Once fully grown they will to turn into the relitivistic money gouging yuppies that think everybody wants to hear their opinion and will sell their soul for a shiney penny.

Upon being challenged, the common larvae will raise no good points to defend his/her arguement and often will have to seek out assistance from near by friesnds or associates.

(no offence if your name was used)
Yuppie Larvae #1 "look at that kid. he's such a looser, no jokes."
Yuppie Larvae #2 "Why are you so poor?"
Person "..? what? why would you ask me that?"
Yuppie Larvae #2 "coz im bored"
Person "you have no class"
by F je FF July 26, 2009
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larbage

Larbage- to care, or pay mind to.
"as Gary the No-Trash Cougar Says" "Give a Larbage through out your garbage"
by tacar February 15, 2008
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lorvage

to hump
come over here and let me lorvage you jaimie ;
by saandi April 4, 2009
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lorvage

to hump
come over here and let me lorvage you jaimie ;
by saandi April 4, 2009
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Lavage

A rich lifestyle which is much like a rap star.
I live a lavage life style.
by The real chiraq savage June 12, 2016
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