Lanpire

Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

by kittridge December 9, 2008

Lampirent

1. Acting like that of a lamp.

2. Being in a short vicinity of a lamp

James was acting lampirent while standing still and looking dazed.

by AshtreeMcgee February 14, 2021

Lampire

A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.

Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee

by AndyTheRoo March 2, 2011