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langdon academy 

Langdon Academy
Year 7s: Unkown ,did they even join tho because i doing know any
Year 8s: They we’re live at first gon ded tho think they disappeared too
Year9:Last year too make it but evry single one even the wetties think they’re big mans too violent last year to have people in piss
Year10: We all know they’re flopping their GSCEs they think life’s a joke broman don’t even take their mocks seriously gonna end up seeing half those girls in the strip club
Year 11: All the girls r crackheads and half of them don’t come school All they know is smoke
“Langdon academy is dope”
“No it isn’t its full of crackhead nd skets”
langdon academy by TooDrizzy April 27, 2019
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Langdon Academy 

Langdon Academy is one of the sportiest schools in newham wid the year 7&8 athletics teams winning all competitions. The best year is yellow ties (year8) who have the live days in their quad. They have some fuck boys in yr 7 but their year is styl rated by the olders. Purple ties are way too aggressive and never know how to calm themselves down when needed. The year 8’s are glad that their head of year is Mrs Christopher now .The year 10 and 11’s don’t need to be mentioned coz their shitty and boring.
“I swear he goes Langdon Academy”
“Yeah she is in year 8, the best year!!”
Langdon Academy by Kayla_Royle February 2, 2019
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