landless 

Owning no land

You’re Israeli? Must be hard being landless

landless by Rawpali May 14, 2021

landles

short version of love handles. the male version of a muffin top. the fatty bit that hangs over the top of a man's jeans.

as chris went for the ball, we noticed his landles jumping as he ran.

look at the landles on him! its like his ass is trying to escape!

landles by alice and the wilson March 28, 2007

laidless 

A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.

Dude, that Barry, he's so stinky, he's laidless.

laidless by black sheep des March 5, 2009