Jason: "I plan to land some ass at that party tomorrow."
Jason: "I totally landed ass at that party last night."
Jason: "I totally landed ass at that party last night."
by SharpEx January 01, 2013
Get the Land Some Assmug. An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012
Get the Ass Landingmug. I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008
Get the land of ass rape servitudemug. by Doc Hudson’s child May 02, 2022
Get the Land Assmug.