lamming

to lam.

1. The act of ringing a bell in a loud and obscene manner.

2. To play the bass guitar and slowly lose your clothes into various pieces of stage equipment.

also lammed, lammer, lammery.

That bell took a lamming it will never forget.

I lammed all of my clothes during a 15-minute bass solo. Hand me that sock.

by Abort Rumor Zed July 23, 2005

Lamming

Starting ten Facebook chats with anyone and everyone and making it seem like you want to have a conversation with them but leaving all of a sudden, typically by using the excuse of "brb pooping", "brb driving", or "brb league"

A: Dude, Nathan just chatted me!
B: Wait, are you sure he's not lamming you?
A: Nah we have important stuff to talk about
...
A: Wait, nvm he just left the convo to go poo. He was lamming.

by Lamming June 29, 2014

Lemming Rush

A group of noobs charging into the open too early and get shot from all directions.

Omg, look at that lemming rush, we're going to lose!

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamnName November 8, 2016

Sven Lemming

Sven was a fictional employee created to allow people add an extra desk to your work area for people visiting from another office(hoteling workspace) at The Boeing Company circa 1990s

Usually a reference to the open work space or a missing person or mythical employee.

Use Sven Lemming's desk, he's not here

Oh, he's playing golf with Sven Lemming

Call for Sven Lemming, Call for Sven Lemming

by Comamanu February 19, 2019

lamping

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

lemming

A member of a crowd with no originality or voice of his own. One who speaks or repeats only what he has been told. A tool. A cretin.

"Ya think he'll do it?"
"He's a lemming, he'll do anything he's told."

by tt February 18, 2003

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020