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Lake Effect Snow 

Lake Effect Snow is a sexual act similar to a Buffalo Blizzard, but contains at least twelve guys - or thirteen if there's no girl. The guys all build up huge loads, and then get blowjobs from the girl. they all cum on her face at the same time, dumping a ton of "snow" on her.

Another similar sexual act called a Whiteout would include at least twenty guys jizzing on a girl at once, with an emphasis given to the face and eyes, thereby causing a whiteout for the girl, as she cannot see.
Matt: How was that stag last night?

Justin: Awesome!! We dumped Lake Effect Snow all over the strippers. I think one had to stop because of a whiteout.
Lake Effect Snow by SnowMen13 January 25, 2011

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.
I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026