Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

Lag Tech by Quantum energy August 27, 2025

Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

Tech Lag by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016

Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

Tech Lag by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020

Techno-lag 

The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.

On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!

On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?

On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.

On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.

On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.

Techno-lag by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008