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Someone who is, or is doing something very annoying while you are both having sex with them as a favor for a friend.
Man, I had to have sex with Stacy to get her off of Jared's back last night; She's such a Lafwee!
Lafwee by Khuzdul1 June 2, 2018
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a person that can get any girl he wants . Is a very good person and very caring , a keeper
that guy is a laween
laween by hihvgydy October 31, 2020
a person that can get any girl he wants . Is a very good person and very caring , a keeper
that guy is a laween
laween by hihvgydy October 31, 2020

geez laweez

A common expression used in lieu of "Oh my God," "Crap," "Here we go again..." etc.
Can be used by itself or in a sentence.
"Geez laweez, can you GET any stupider?"
"Geez laweez!" "Geez laweez... (sigh)"
geez laweez by SneakySocks April 3, 2004

LaTweeka 

this really beautiful girl thats just doin wat she does (tweet tweet tweetin and always skeet skeet skeetin). she wont ever take a break, is always havin fun, oh and tryin new things.
tha one and only MTB she nos who she is cuz thers only one LaTweeka
LaTweeka by Nicia69 July 8, 2012

queen lakweefah 

A reference to queen latifah's gastrous gaping vagina...see kweef
damn that queen lakweefah
queen lakweefah by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006
Laween is an anciennitet name of a god.

The name describes the person as the king, meaning he's the best and really kind if u get to know him. Laween's are often the nicest person you'll ever get to know and also the best type of person. If you don't speak behind his back, he wlll always be there for you.
Laween is the best
laween by Jahshaht April 28, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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