Lafayette, CA 

Center of stupid suburbia; maintains the stereotype of upper class idiocy

On any given week during the summer, Lafayette city planning will allow not one, not two, but three OR MORE different construction sites to spring up, blocking all major traffic routes in and out of the town and wasting the oodles of tax money that are poured into making the town disfunctional.

Lafayette, CA by Spiffy Girl August 8, 2005

Lafayette, CA 

Lafayette is best described as materialistic kids who drive nice cars and know how to spend daddys money. We are down to earth tho, dont get us wrong. We just might rather spend the day shopping than go camping. Gota love LaLaLafayette!

Wanna go to nordies after we work out?

Lafayette, CA by Payton May 2, 2005

Lafayette, California 

A small town in the east bay where a lot of wealthy white folks live. Kids get very good education and most go to college. Teenagers love to party and smoke a lot of weed while their parents work great jobs and cover for their kid's partying. Its a very fun town to live in!

"Beer Pong and Weed are common interests for many teenagers in Lafayette, California." says Lafayette kid.

Lafayette, California by Lafayette Kid January 9, 2010

Lafayette, California 

A place which some people call "the bubble" because it is so sheltered. Rich white kids live in 4 million dollar houses and minorities live in 500 thousand apartments. In one of the wealthiest places; the Bay Area. Sometimes white boys like to pretend like they are black because they smoke weed but they are truly not and will never be.

"Woah I just saw a homeless person!!!! Those exist??!?"
"Yeah one time I went to San francisco and saw one. Never seen one in Lafayette, California before."

Lafayette, California by WhaWhaaaa!?!? December 7, 2014