1. (horticultural) A perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) A perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst pubes, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. A clit.
1. and 2. "For Valentine's Day, do something special. Give her LADYWOOD."
~ failed marketing ploys of HM&B corporation.
1) Total sexual arousal in the female human being, to the level complete emotional euphoria and physical discomfort from the resulting throbbing, wet and swollen sensitivity in the genital region and readiness for sex as soon as possible- preferably immediately.
2) Woman boner, woody, tool, jack-hammer, etc, to the point where she’s “got to roll”.
Girlfriend, I got some ladywood for this dude and we gots to gethome, now.