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Ladytard 

A man that is hopeless when it comes to women, he has NO CLUE. Hes not a bad guy, in fact he may be lovely. He just has zero game. Women are talking a foreign language in his mind...
Friend: How was the date last night?

Guy: I thought it was going well. She invited me up for coffee... but I don't drink coffee so I went home.

Friend: face palm you are SUCH a ladytard!
Ladytard by NZNZNZNZ November 29, 2014
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The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.
That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.
lastard by DowntownPed March 2, 2009
Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.
Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!
Lastard by NevilRead March 4, 2012

LadyStardust 

An overweight, retarded, anime-loving fan girl that is completely irrelevant in every way possible.
Guy 1: My car's pimpin' yo
Guy 2: Yeah check out those rims bro
Guy 3: So how about that new batman movie? heh heh heh
Guy 2: Man you're such a LadyStardust
Guy 3: gobble gobble
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026