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Ladytard 

A man that is hopeless when it comes to women, he has NO CLUE. Hes not a bad guy, in fact he may be lovely. He just has zero game. Women are talking a foreign language in his mind...
Friend: How was the date last night?

Guy: I thought it was going well. She invited me up for coffee... but I don't drink coffee so I went home.

Friend: face palm you are SUCH a ladytard!
Ladytard by NZNZNZNZ November 29, 2014
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The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.
That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.
lastard by DowntownPed March 2, 2009
Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.
Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!
Lastard by NevilRead March 4, 2012

LadyStardust 

An overweight, retarded, anime-loving fan girl that is completely irrelevant in every way possible.
Guy 1: My car's pimpin' yo
Guy 2: Yeah check out those rims bro
Guy 3: So how about that new batman movie? heh heh heh
Guy 2: Man you're such a LadyStardust
Guy 3: gobble gobble
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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