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Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.
What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"
by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011