Lacrosse douche
Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.
Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.
Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.
Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.
Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.
Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.
Lacrosse douche by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019
