Lachanophobic

a person who is scared of lettuce and other vegtibles there fear can lead to sickness due to unhealthy diets

person1 *pulls out lettuce*
person2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lachanophobic people are weird

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 13, 2022

Lachanophobia

fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other fucking vegetables in the world.

Idiot: OMG THE POTATO WANTS TO KILL ME!
Sane: you don't have Lachanophobia Idiot don't be such a pussy.

by acowfrog July 21, 2009