Laals

Laals is a illness where a fat female dwarf is sitting on a dick while looking ugly and squirting.

The girl I was fucking last night had laals

by Manuqueerbag June 7, 2018

Lalast

Penultimate, second last.
You can also add more 'la's to count back further.
(i.e. lalalast)

"Do you remember lalast time? "
" She didn't come lalast week but she came last week. "

by lalalalalast September 30, 2021

lalast

A casual way to address the second-last time

"What is the lalast thing you said?"

by ㅣLost October 4, 2021

lawlsaur

a) replaces lol

b) is used by people that think using it will make themselves look gangster

1337swordoperator582: gu355 wh4t I d1d l45t night??!?!!

05imNOTn00bzorz10101: d1d j00 5tudy??!?!

1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1

1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!

by losersquaredthatsme February 18, 2009

Laasya

She is a one-of-a-kind, and you shouldn't take her for granted. Her intellect and stubbornness will fascinate you and keep you on your toes. She's also very loyal, so she won't betray you if you prove yourself worthy to her. Usually, she will have a trusty friend or aide on her side that will be the harshest critic you know, but she is extremely truthful. Laasya will always go for the path she believes is right. Just as her name suggests, she also loves dancing, and she'll almost always be down to try something with you if you become good friends with her. Laasya also likes congregating with those she finds a lot in common with, so she'll be found with her friends most of the time.

"There isn't a day that I don't think about Laasya."

by MontyKnackers October 12, 2021

lawlsuit

A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.

"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"

by ckoowh March 6, 2010

Laal

Meaning little, small used in Cumbria, uk chiefly Whitehaven in Cumbria

these trainers are too laal, i only drank a laal bit of the beer

by jolo w August 6, 2009