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kevin de la cruz 

He has the smallest dick in the world and most people did him gay. He sucks pito by day and gets fuc*ed by night. Last but. It least, he sucks at COD and Fifa!
Is that Kevin de la cruz?!! HES SOOO GAY

Miguel de la Cruz 

A fat fuck that has no life and plays video games all day but thinks he has a life because he plays AYSO during the weekends. He also likes a girl named Michelle and eats a lot. He weighs more than a ton and makes memes about other people.
What a fucking Miguel de la Cruz, you're sitting in your house all day doing nothing.
Miguel de la Cruz by Autistic Turtle November 22, 2017

Miguel De La Cruz 

A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina
Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.
Miguel De La Cruz by PapaFaggot November 26, 2017

monty de la cruz 

Monty de la cruz is a character from 13 Reasons Why he is really caring to his friends and he is really sweat to his boyfriend Winston so he is really nice but he is gay and his dad doesnt accept that. That makes him mad and he is a very angry character because of it. He hides his sexuality in case people will find out because he just wants to be accepted
"I just want to be accepted and so does Monty de la cruz"

Booter De La Cruz 

Booter De La Cruz commonly know as Booter.
Definition: a bottle of stuff
Commonly drank by leprechauns
Looking to quench your thirst after a long day fighting the night man? Fight milk just not doing it for you? Look no further at Booter De La Cruz.

Im dieing for a bottle of Booter

Vince de la cruz 

i kid from Arizona and is a known homo and butt pirate
LOOK AT VINCE DE LA CRUZ, HE IS SUCH A FAGGOT, WATCH OUT HE MIGHT RAPE YOU