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A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina
Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.
by PapaFaggot November 26, 2017
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