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Low Orbit Ion Cannon

A DDoS client made by Praetox.com, this is one of the more widely used clients. Its effectiveness is debated, because some think there are easier ways, simply via MS-DOS or Notepad. Some believe faithfully in its use.
"Let's use our fanbase to Low Orbit Ion Cannon the people at RIAA! Why not? We don't have anything else to do."

"guys, add some to the cancer on 4chan and give them some low orbit ion cannon ownage."
Low Orbit Ion Cannon by Kurusunami October 17, 2008
Celebratory sex, similar to giving a "High 5," a low one is meant to congratulate someone for an achievment with sexual favors.
After getting a big raise at work, Jeremy's wife suggested celebrating with a Low One
Low One by Sheepdog_18 May 22, 2009

Shawty got low on the dance floor 

Refers to a hawt female shakin' her booty on the dance floor.
Line appearing in Flo Rida's tune "Get Low." She hit the flo She hit the flo, Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low low low. Paraphrased the lyric becomes Shawty got low on the dance floor.

Half-way Low One-finger High-five

When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."

the berries are low on the turkey bush 

Your chances are good.
It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.
An act which fuses the raw power of the pelvic thrust with universal symbolism of the high five. In effect, two males, usually Bros will pelvic thrust at one another, making their shafts collide in a meaty power-clap. It should be noted that as balls are not touching, the Low One is acceptably straight.
Hey bro, nice job! Give me a Low One!
Low One by greekjesus September 6, 2010